Hello, and welcome.
This is the blog of two roommates, Ben and Jake. We have decided to address the hard-hitting questions right off the bat.
Question #1: Are you copying Katie and Amanda's blog (a blog written by two roommates)?
Answer #1: The simple answer is no. The complex answer is no, and the reasons are threefold: because we are guys, because this blog will kind of focus around an event in the future, and because we are completely original.
Question #2: What is the purpose of this blog?
Answer #2: We will get to that later.
Question #3: For whom will you be voting, Jake?
Answer #3: Ben, excellent question. And good use of grammar and spelling. However, you have failed to specify. For whom will I be voting for which position? I refuse to answer.
Question #4: How do we tell people we have started a blog?
Answer #4: I think that the first two sentences, that you wrote so well, explain everything. We're here to hit the issues in a matter most hard.
Ben, what does this response have to do with my question?
Well, to answer my own question, I feel as if we should tell people, in person. And perhaps adjust our facebook statuses to inform people that we have started a blog. Do you have anything else to add?
Oh, I thought you needed to know how we were to explain why we had created this blog. My reply made no sense.
Indeed, it made no sense because I asked how to tell people we had started a blog. I feel as if we can tell people why we started a blog, but like we said in Answer #2, we will get to that later.
Ben I feel as if we have done enough blogging for today, do you?
Yes Jake, I think we have gotten a good part of our point across. That, and we need to get going to Nana Jill's for movies and chips.
There will be chips? I love Nana Jill's!
Sincerely,
The Pilgrims
Apparently, I only post on Easter
13 years ago
3 comments:
*clearing of throat*
I must say, as a member of the previously established roommate blog, you have done well, young ones. I call you young, for you are young, and also, for you are young in your roommate blogging ways, so I feel the term defines you twofold.
May I leave you with some words of wisdom from one not so young in either age or in roommate blogging?
1.Never forget that roommates can be replaced, and should be so disposed of every few months so they do not become too attached.
2.Have a drink treat with your roommate every so often so that they do not foresee the coming disposal.
3.Blog with a black background so not everyone can read your font--you will be much more mysterious this way.
4.When your roommate and you part ways (most likely from you disposing of them as stated in the previous instructions), wish them well, and do good to remember them in a song or perhaps lyrical poem you compose.
5. If one roommate talks in his/her sleep, record them, and post it on your blog.
LOL You guys are silly. ;)
Suggested addendum:
Answer #1: Yes.
Answer #2: See Question #1 and Answer #1
Answer #3: People
Answer #4: By telling them.
Comment #1: You have assuaged my profound grief and loss regarding "The Compounded" editors grisly divorce (as it were) and have restored my hope in humanity (such as it was).
I'm better now.
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