Ben, Dinosaur Comics is awesome. T-Rex is everything I want to be in life; a big manly dinosaur that is all about smooching the ladies and exploring life. Plus, he talks to God.
But Jake, T-Rex usually comes across as inconsiderate and very not knowledgeable on about almost every topic he discusses.
False. T-Rex is merely misunderstood. Regardless, Ben, more important matters are at hand. Do you have a friendship crush on me?
Well, as T-Rex put it, "I have a friendship crush on all my friends. They're great!"
I do not know how I feel about this, Ben. It just isn't right to joke about having sexual relations with all your friends. It's inappropriate.
It was your idea to put that comic in here.
I thought, simply, it might apply. We are friends, after all. Plus, Dinosaur Comics.
I think you have a friendship crush on me.
Well, Ben, maybe, but perhaps we shouldn't discuss this in front of our friends.
That's a lot of commas, Jake.
I was often criticized in English classes for using too many commas. I like them.
I once wrote a story about a girl who used too many commas based on a girl in one of my high school English classes. It was a literary masterpiece because it used, besides too many commas, a large amount of grammatical and spelling errors that earned me a good grade.
Ok. Let's introduce The Mexican.
Yes! If anyone is familiar with my Facebook, I made a photo album with pictures I took the day I moved into our shared room and one such picture was of The Mexican.
I hope said picture doesn't include me.
One of them does, but fortunately that one is safe and secure on Facebook and will not appear in this blog.
Well Ben, let's show the The Mexican.
I think we should explain how he came into existence...
Well, let me exp....
Why do you always get to tell the stories?! Secondly, why do you always start your statements with "well"?
Would you like to explain The Mexican?
I was going to anyway, but thanks for offering. It all began while we were cleaning the room and preparing it for my arrival. We found an old Mexican style blanket that had, at one time, belonged to your former roommate, Ben A. and we thought it would look nice on your old chest.
We were right.
Oh, totally. he is an enlightening addition to the room and he also makes us more culturally aware. We are also not racist because we only call him The Mexican because he truly is from Mexico and we accept his cultural differences.
Ben, we do not know this to be true, that he is from Mexico. Also, we make racist jokes about him all the time. So this is The Mexican. He is our friend. He is so short.
Because he's actually very short, and not because it's a stereotype. I don't make these jokes. Jake is just a bad person.
You lie, we both make the jokes.
Possibly, but you do it more.
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Adam, be patient, there is a purpose and it will be explained.
Hey! What the heck I thought that was my blanket. You never told me I forgot it there. Aaaa I get it you just wanted to steal my authentic Mexican blanket. Well we'll just see about that. I shall be in KC soon enough.
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